So, there I was, finishing my lunch yesterday, when suddenly I started to feel a pain. The pain was in my lower left side of my back. It slowly increased to the point I could barely stand or walk. I started to get hot and dizzy. It was time for an emergency room visit.
A co-worker hauled my ass to the hospital. I was admitted and the two (2) nurses took turns trying to get an I.V. going. Once that was going the drugs started flowing. One (1) dose of something and the pain reduced quite a bit. One (1) dose of morphine and life was very, very good.
I was wheeled into a room where they scanned my CAT. Back to the original room I went. The doctor came in and announced I was going to give birth, through my pecker, to a three millimeter (3 mm) kidney stone. Nice.
I was given a prescription for some pain pills and sent on my way with instructions to drink lots of fluids. So, I am. So far, I’ve not given birth to the stone. Oh boy, I can hardly wait. When it gets here, I think I’ll name it Buck.
Ride On.
8 comments:
Oie!!!! That does not sound fun. Good luck with with the little guy once he arrives.
Dude,
Don't mean to laugh at your pain but your fine-ass story telling made me bust a gut...Piss those rocks out already....
Oye Vei - that sounds awful!
bUCk BiLLy
I have given birth to 2 kidney stones. One from each kidney exactly 1 year apart. Worst pain EVER !!!! The meds helped a lot.
By fluids, I am sure the doctor means water and cranberry juice, not beer.
I would imagine a man of your, uh, stature can pass a 3 mm stone without much fuss, like a pea rattling down a stovepipe.
Yeouch! At least you got the attractive nurse...
Has it arrived yet? Are we going to have a shower for it? I'm thinking it would have to be at Monk's.
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